Do you know a Brown-noser?

Future books in the Brown-nosing series will include stories from readers and site visitors who have seen good and bad examples of Brown-nosing behavior. If you have a story that you believe exhibits excellent or pathetic use of these skills, please share it here, along with your contact information. We might just choose to share it with others, but we'll contact you first, of course. Try to keep your post to 350 words or less.